Remember when porno films were called "educational films"? Well, Bulging Jockstraps, part documentary, part embarrassment of riches for jockstrap fetishists, could actually be classified as educational.

The first few minutes covers the history of athletic supporters in great detail, with some awesome vintage advertisements and images of models in obsolete "suspensory bandages". The rest is a virtual kaleidoscope of hung hotties in every conceivable kind of jockstrap. Some masturbate, others suck and fuck, and a few perform amazing feats like twisting their cocks and balls with the jockstrap so that they appear as engorged pretzels.

Sexy voiceover, of fantasies and personal testimony, accompanies many of the vignettes, adding another level or erotic excitement. The only downside, and it's a small one, is that some of the sequences are more like snippets than complete scenes.

A lot of the men who discuss their love of the jockstrap mention that they were at first frightened or repulsed. Almost as soon as they say that, though, they tell how all of the fear melted away as soon as they put them on. Many express their inability to wear a jockstrap without getting a major boner. That is, of course, the greatest aspect of this video.

Shot after shot of huge, dicks swinging from the side of a jock mingle with lingering images of bubble butts framed by elastic straps. Mark Baer, the pretzel twister, not only displays his rubbery talent with the jockstrap, but also shoves his balls up inside his asshole and impales himself on a -can thick dildo. He chews on the nicotine colored fabric, cums on it, and generally pushes the small swatch of cotton and elastic to its limits. He's fabulous.

A young man with a mullet and shaved nuts, talks about his first sexual experience with his gym teacher as he caressed his erection through the jockstrap. Another guy, with bright red pubes, describes how, for him, jockstraps are always tied to physical exertion, locker rooms, and the smell of sweat. This leads to a fantasy sequence with Bobbie Davis and Scott Foster. They fuck in front of a mirror and trade blowjobs in the shower.

Another fella, a real dirty one, sits on a toilet as he twists the jock's fabric around his balls and fingers his greasy asshole_matted hair all clinging to his fingers. The video continues like this for a while, offering scene after scene of men and their prized accessory. The climax is an oral orgy in a gym.

Blonde Dane Ford sucks a half-dozen huge cocks and ends up drenched in jizz. One man speckles his back with globs of mayonnaise; another creams his cheeks and neck. Ford, who's actually the only guy in a jockstrap, lies on the floor to finish himself off while choking on another man's wang. As awesome as this finale is, I can't help but wonder why everyone wasn't wearing a jockstrap. That would have been absolutely mind-blowing! Maybe that's why. No porn director wants to be responsible for killing innocent jockstrap lovers.

According to Mark Glascock of Southern Exposure, "This one will get YOUR jockstrap bulging--it did mine!"

Ken Kissoff of Drummer claimed, "Bijou has deliverd on the protuberant promise of the title, serving up a veritable bonanza filled with more tube steak then they had on the Ponderosa, without ever becoming dull or ponderous."